A few Internet Hoakes (heh) from on down south. Evil jet fighters are leaving chemical trails to slowly kill us all (your mission, Mr. Bond…). Make-A-Wish of South Florida seems to have some con artists using it’s name to get people to donate money to them rather than the charity. Proctor & Gamble are apparently in league with Satan (apparently now collecting souls in oh-so-fluffy downy softened cotton). Warning! Using a Hotel Key Card may expose your personal information! Or maybe it’ll just contain the magneticly encoded access code to your room. Pesky rumors.
Heh, so until the next time someone puts it into my head to go look up grammatically challenged “inanet Hoakeses”, adios!
