Now one of the burning questions on my mind this morning is what to use for a backdrop when your city has been destroyed and you’re running for mayor. What to use… snaps fingers. I’ve got it! Use a DisneyLand street!
We’ll just make New Orleans over from one of the most corrupt cities in the US (it loiters somewhere on the bottom of the list, I’m sure) into a themepark like extravaganza fit for the whole whitebread family.
New Orleans woman runs for mayor of Disneyland | The Register

